Prison sewer to the Arctic? Hope they don’t run into The Thing. Phil is always a dapper gentleman.

Man, S.H.I.E.L.D. has info mules. But at least all that data didn’t explode in his nose.

Skye tries to lecture everyone on information and the companions shut her down. Now we find ourselves at The Hub and Skye is still pushing the envelope on trust. Oh man it’s Sitwell from Thor and those great shorts!

Phil pulls a level 8 meeting and Skye tries her luck to sneak in and gets magnetized to the door.

Agent Hand, who hasn’t met Phil. A separatist group has bought something called the ‘Overkill’ device, which triggers sonic vibrations to disrupt weapons.

Handsomeface was in Georgia.

Not that Georgia, THIS Georgia.

Oh and it looks like they are sending a nerd on the super top secret mission. He apparently has trouble with doors that most of us mastered as children at grocery stores, haha awkward humor on social norms.

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We’re back on the airplane and the companions are obviously having a bit of tension with the upcoming mission. Glad they are getting some more screen time, these kids deserve it and are ten times more interesting than Skye. A bit weird that she made him a sandwich, maybe he can pack a thermos too? Tension rises as the team preps for the missions and we’re in a fairly looking European environment.  Handsomeface has had enough of Verbose McGee and is ready to get on with business. They’ve set the secret rock down and prepare to deal with some shady fellas.  Vodka for Uri and Hawaiian Punch for my nerd. It looks like they are watching baseball in the background.

Skye tries to get some info out of May and she gets shutdown, per the usual. Looks like Skye is going to snoop, or just try to talk to Coulson. Agent Hand mentions Tahiti and Phil stumbles on it, I really think we are back to the LMD angle. Handsomeface asks the nerd about holding his breath and slam and cram. Who was Uri?!?!

Skye is trying to annoy Phil to the best her ability, but dude is busy and Skye drops a ‘he is acting like a robot version of himself’ line. Oh man, our nerd girl just dropped a shenanigans bomb. I might be crushing on her dear reader. Fitz! That’s his name, yeah he would not be good at torture. Turns out Fitz is a little bear and his getting the power back on at the bar wins everybody their favor. Wow, Fitz just went all business face and Handsomeface is a bit underwhelmed. Turns out Fitz turned off the lights in Georgia.

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Oh god! They shot the beer kegs! Damn you all to hell Handsomeface.

May is going some Martial Arts which Phil awkwardrrupts but he drops some knowledge on May that he might just be a big softy. A Teddy bear, perhaps a Teddy Ruxpin.

Skye and Gemma are sneaking into SHIELD top secret areas, probably not the best idea. Here interaction with Sitwell, haha. Mr. Agent Sitwell need to have a seat.

Back to Handsomeface and Fitz it looks like they are trying to draw first blood.

Gemma and now Jasper the Friendly Agent is busting they top secret op and now we are the awkward exchange and Gemma shot Jasper! Gemma shot first!

Handsomeface and Fitz ponder the universe and Handsomeface hates prosciutto sandwiches. prosciutto, the most dangerous sandwich. Man Handsomefce is getting all Dallas in The Outsiders to Fitz’s Johnny.

Wait, did Skye just do some hacking? Looks like it, instead of checking on her team like she said is looking up her personally business and she finally makes the right call to check on the dynamic duo. Phil is disappoint.

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Oh man, what an awkward sleeping bag. Is the CGI a bit off because their legs don’t… oooooh. It’s a camo sleeping bag, sneaky deal. Skye is sassing Phil and he is not having it at all, she just really does not get how it works. Man, Phil just went all Stone Cold on Skye.

The dynamic duo is sneaking through what appears to be a refinery, Handsomeface signals for extraction but there is a pretty big problem no extraction. Handsomeface takes care of business while Fitz noodles around with his wall iPad. This thing seems like a very iffy macguffin.

Uh oh, Phil is on the warpath and is not happy with Agent Hand. Barton and Romanova, Hand is a name dropper of the worst kind and she tries to one up Phil.

Handsomeface let’s Fitz know that the plan is boned, and Fitz let’s Handsomeface know that he is a man of action and not afraid to be a badass. Who is trying to prove what to who, man… did they just become best friends?

Phil just had his Charlie’s Angels moment and I like that the team is all about pulling out some badass extraction effort.

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Fitz and Handsomeface are totally Batman and Robin and man, they did pretty damn good. May is a pretty badss pilot if she can fly that plan like that. The engine blow-down of the bad guys was a bit overkill. Sitwell knew there was no extraction. Hand smiles about the fact that they had dicked over Phil and his team.

Fitz and Gemma share a moment but then the awkward sandwich in the room was brought up.

Skye manages to not be super annoying when she greeted Handsomeface, Fitz doesn’t seem really impressed that Gemma shot a superior office.

Despite Skye being super annoying Phil, looked into her past and lets her know that she has some S.H.I.E.L.D. ties from her past. Phil is such a nice LMD, he is more human than human.

There is still another secret about Skye’s past, May is getting roped into Phil’s investigation. It looks like we have a conspiracy on our hands with the crime scene in Skye’s file.

Stinger

Phil tries to get access to his file and he knows there is something wrong. Formal request to Fury is denied. Poor Phil is he such an awesome Pinocchio.