We open this weekend with a school skinny dipping party at the school? Man, TV kids these days. Looks like their party was too cool for the pool, probably shouldn’t have drank that Coors Light.

So basically this is going to be a college homecoming episode? But they are heading to the Scienctific one. Wait do I smell… I think is that…

Yeah, I bet there is going to be quite a bit of that in the episode. Dude! A Bucky Barnes shout out!

Skye seems more and more like she is really wanting to get on board with team S.H.I.E.L.D. mentions hacking in. Hahaha. 01101000011000010110001101101011011010010110111001100111.

May tells Phil to get his head back in the game and out of Tahiti, or radical make people not dead surgical procedures.

Looks like Fitz and Simmons are the big people on campus and give some kind of big brain lecture and tell stuffy jokes.

Handsomeface thinks it was the quiet guy at the pool, who can’t talk to anyone below a 170 IQ. Man is he going to find the real world boring. My money is on him perhaps trying to commit suicide and the impromptu pool party was poor timing.

Big brain guy looks on creepily during the lecture and then turns into an ice sculpture, they forgot their chainsaws so tough break but the day is saved. Handsomeface demands to know the location of their Dead Poets Society so they can conduct a better investigation.

Phil and May take Lola out for a spin, which is nice to see. Handsomeface hits Club Nerd with the ladies and I guess it is an impressive secret bar. I have a feeling Handsomeface is going to end up in a Good Will Hunting type situation.

Fitz goes to hang out with brain boy, who apparently has even bigger than big ideas. Check out the big brain on brain boy.

May has really thought how to escape from S.H.I.E.L.D. and actually being quite chatty. Phil is playing it casual without a suit for a change, very unPhil like and May blurts out that she and Ward having been having an ongoing investigation.

Holy crap, someone finally gets the jump on May. Fine someone who is NOT Ward. *rimshot*

Lola flies for the first time since episode one, I can’t tell if Phil is extremely lazy or incredibly smart.

Turns out Skye is an 084, some kind of magical baby, but got a bunch of people killed. Maybe she is some kind of hacking expert.

Skye and Handsomeface are playing nerds at the nerd bar and discover a chick with curly hair might be basically Dr. Doom/Curly Sue.

False alarm, it was the big brain AND his long haired friend. Who are most likely being tricked into being evil. Skye is super focus on Phil and he tries for the Jean-Claude Van Damme stoneface but to no effect.

Looks like the kiddos are getting dupped into turning on their iceboom. Ugh, this seems headache inducingly familiar.

Phil confesses he lied to Skye, she seems a bit butt-hurt but gets her whole story from Phil.

Apparently it went from night to day because of their weather device? So now they’ve made a super storm. See kids this is why you should just go to keggers in college instead of building Weather Dominator and trying to join Cobra AIM Centipede.

Damn. They just flew a freakin plane through the eye of a freakin super ice storm hurricane. THAT. IS. AWESOME.

Looks like the dumb smart guy paid the price for his hubris. The big brain kid is getting a cell at the Sandbox, sounds like fun. I wonder if they are kind of building a mini Masters of Evil to take on Phil’s team.

Stinger

Kids got powers now, I guess that makes up for killing your only friend. Looks like the baddies have all the powers now.