Almost Human (FOX) S1:E2 *Spoilers*

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And here we go

 

Starts off hot and steamy.

That is some red hair.

Uh oh, when the instruments come out you are getting into Seven territory. That is the second Seven reference I have made for this show.

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That is some hair cut there.

Virtual pimps don’t like it when their robo hos get a once over.

The tech in this show is awesome.

 

Well the techs except for that bike there.

‘I can be Dredd and Bones perfectly dick.’

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Kennex fails at impressing kids. Stabbing yourself in the leg is not a good way to make them happy.

 

Even his taint is tainted.

DNA bomb is brilliant. I love this show.

Oh my god they are  made of stars!

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Roboho is go!

 

Kennex goes to OKCupid

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I was worried that once they made friends last episode they would lose their back and forth but it is intact.

Yeah, I fuck robots, so?

Creditors seized all of his ‘assets’ oooooooh yeah. Sorry I am 12.

 

Roboho dropped a bunch of DNA

 

Futurenapped!

 

First Commercial Break

 

A LOT of DNA. Named Victor.

It is good to know that juice boxes are still around in the future. I would like to see what Capri Sun is up to though.

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I was about to make a joke that the giraffe should be a robot…but it is.

See Kennex can hang with kids without stabbing…

Maybe the kid would be less distracted without the giraffe

 

That gun holster is way more wobbly than I would expect

We should DEFINITELY focus on the sexbot.

 

Kennex is a big ray of sunshine

We like to lie to ourselves, that’s why. Stop being logical for a second.

I like these talks about the nature of humanity. It would be easy for them to get cheesy but they don’t. This show is very well written.

 

Second Commercial

 

Kennex is 12 too.

This guy is a slime ball. I wonder if you can buy smarm at the corner store in the future.

No one can build a better sex bot than us!

No the Albanians didn’t threaten me..I just don’t want to talk about it. I am going to stammer my way out of the conversation as much as possible while I leave.

Do Androids Have Wet Dreams of Electric Sheep?

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Human DNA testing on bots makes the Albanians mad!

These Albanians are creepy

 

I don’t know what these domes are but they look pretty sweet.

Turns out robohos are disposable. Go figure.

 

Third Commercial

 

I never thought I would see Gareth do an alien autopsy.

The albanians are essentially Buffalo Bill.

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The future of driving is reckless.

Dr DICK!

Dorian is scanning balls. That is a huge privacy violation.

‘Don’t scan my testicles. Ever again.’ Best line on Network Television.

I genuinely love their banter.

 

Robohos are everywhere!

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Clock is running out on our victim here.

JEEZY CREEZY this show gets away with some messed up imagery.

 

Fourth Commercial

 

Kennex really needs to lock that shoulder holster down.

Roboho is good at stonewalling.

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Kennex has to think about the terms he uses with synthetics. Dorian is not happy.

Dorian is going to have to explain death to the roboho. It all comes full circle.

 

Douchecop is going upstairs. Kennex is going downstairs.

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Oh SHIT.

 

Sending Dorian in first is a good call.

 

Fifth Commercial

 

Dorian has not given up in the basement.

Unwanted GPS signals are so annoying. But that is what happens when you put your module into strange androids.

Gareth is also 12

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Dubstep is what action scenes are made of in the future. Also green targeting sights.

Dorian shoots without asking any questions like a fucking badass.

 

The only thing worse than a Bad Robot is a Sad Robot.

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Victor likes Kennex. Now he just needs to sort out some cats.

 

Here we go, death pay off. Dorian learns to lie about death to make someone feel better. He knows now why you die but it is something he can never do…as long as the show is still on.

 

Kennex goes to see his former partner’s son and it is legitimately touching.

 

Alright so that is it. Great second episode. This is how you build a show. The touching moments are genuine and the action moments are still exciting. It was heavier on the procedural end this time but it was very well done. I really like the relationship that is building between Kennex and Dorian and the actors are selling the emotion very well. It helps when you have Karl Urban and Michael Elay in the leads. I am loving this show so far and I really hope that Fox doesn’t cancel it.

 

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