Here we go.

NOW ON SPROCKETS WE DANCE!

Dorian and Kennex or are giving kids a tour of the policestation. Dorian is lame and boring but Kennex can win them over with cool action an violence…until Chunk from the Goonies threw up. Kennex swings and misses again.

Uh oh. Martha Wayne just got shot during a robbery and the guy draws a shit ton of cops to go after him. His full face mask says he is someone important. The cops kill the shit out of him. OH SHIT it is a service box.

 

Droid is bagged and tagged but comes back online in police headquarters. Like you do.

I hope this is a riff on SCUD the Disposable Assassin.

He is after a sex bots head an some grenades. More weapons…and now he is wearing the sex bot’s head. That is handy.

It is an XRN. Dorian doesn’t know what the hell that is. Neither does the audience. Terrorists programmed a robot to get put in evidence and steal the XRN head and then get a bunch of fire power to take out the Wall. Vague exposition is vague.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

It is nice to know that even in the future stereotypes are alive and well. Taxi driver takes a bullet.

Dorian is trying to sort out what is but Kennex tells him that it has been redacted. Kennex tells Dorian shit we already know about the DRN and MX droids. XRNs were the ED 209 of androids. 36 hours worth of warfare with just one XRN. So maybe more female terminator.

 

Rudy digs into the head and surprise surprise the programmers were talented. He is going to have to figure out who could do it. It also turns out that Rudy doesn’t have an STD. That is much more important than the XRN’s Achilles Heel.

And hello sex bot! And John Larroquette.

Larroquette has a scratch on his head. I could have pulled that walking into a door frame as opposed to being mauled by a killer robot.

Larroquette is Nigel Vaughn, Dorian’s creator. He has a touching moment with Dorian that I am surprised didn’t end in a heavy make out session. Not sure if Kennex is creeped out or jealous.

 

XRN is stealing eyeballs. Her name is Dannica. Thankful they aren’t letting Gina Carano say lines.

Vaughn is claiming not to know anything. May be full of shit but seems legitimately upset. Kennex is still looking awkward. Dorian doles out life lessons. Vaughn offers to help trace her.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Vaughn and Rudy are going to get together and droid out together. Hopefully they don’t give each other STDs.

 

Rudy is slobbering all over Vaughn. I am getting creeped out from all the way over here. Kennex is still annoyed. Again not sure if creeped out or jealous. A bunch of personality sticks may help things. Synthetic Souls sounds like a 90’s alternative band.

 

And a phone call from douche cop being a douche cop.

 

Dannica stole 500 processing cores. Looks like she is going into business building killer androids. Goddamn Skynet.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Another tech guy is coming in. It is Revenge of the Nerds. Oh no he looks like a dickbag. Nice Frankenstein reference. Dickbag is impressed by the designs. He is blaming it on the Japanese. Dorian mentions the wall again. Is this judge Dredd?

 

Rudy and Vaughn love in is in full swing. A little droid racism going on. Vaughn is bitter and upset about the fallout from the DRN malfunction. Hmmm weird when you make a robot out of spite you get a killer bot. Strange how that happens.

 

Danica is apparently playing GTA with a Taxi mission. Little girl makes up for her mom being awful and saves them from getting shot. There is a lesson here.

Rudy mentions being able to get it up and then stammers. This is why he is locked away in a warehouse. Also, obviously he can get it up or he wouldn’t be worried about getting STDs.

Vaughn makes a syringe that will knock her out. Not sure why it can’t be a projectile aside from PLOT POINT!

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Looks like Danica is about to fuck some shit up. Not sure if she should keep her automatic weapons on top of dead racial stereotypes.

 

She’s shown up to a bar with a political fund raiser. Dorian calls for them to evacuate but she’s going all terminator in there already.

Kennex brought all the MX’s ever. They are getting their asses handed to them. Where is the T-1000 when you need it?

Kennex tags her with the syringe. She looks at him like it is nothing. It does’t work. Dr Vaughn is gone. Is he behind it? Danica wipes the walls with Kennex.

Dorian steps in to take her out. He tries to reason with her but her acting is so bad they have to fight. It is a pretty badass fight. She puts Dorian through a pillar and he gets impaled by some rebar. This is not looking good.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Vaughn is gone. More fighting. Kennex is back with a metal pole. She goes to the Vader choke pretty quick. Kennex pulled the grenade pin though, kicked her with his cybernetic leg and blew her up. He is a smart one.

Kennex and Dorian look like they are going to kiss.  Dorian confronts Kennex’s anti-syntheticism.

 

Target was councilman Heart who decomissioned the DRNs.

 

It was Vaughn all along. He made off with the synthetic souls and the processor cores. SCUD is driving.

 

It was all a plot to get Vaughn back in the android making business. Dorian is not taking this well. Rudy is probably crying while furiously masturbating. More of this over the wall business. Have we missed references to the wall up to this point? I have watched this whole series so far and I don’t remember shit about it.

The answer about whether or not he is going over the wall? Yes.

To be continued I guess.