Before we begin, I like this latest theory on I found on Tahiti.

Open in a gas station and this dude doesn’t take took kindly to young ladies making purchasing in his story. He probably wasn’t even suppose to be there today and she telekinetically drops a shelf on his punkass. Looks like our friends at HYDRA  AIM Centipede have been up to some more experimenting.

Fall out from May and Handsomeface’s sheet wrestling the previous night, looks like they blew off some steam. May does a dial and ditch while Handsomeface makes plans.

Skye and Phil are having a morning briefing, I bet they have lesser hangovers than anyone else. You know since he’s an LMD and she is a l33t hax0r.

Phil wants Skye to actually not screw this one up, good luck there buddy. I like this walk and talk shot, quite dynamic and cool to talk through the set.

Phil brings up magnets and unlike ICP he has a pretty in-depth understanding of their functions. Phil tells Skye that she has to stay in the car but he will leave the windows up. May busts Handsomeface’s balls for running late.

Small town community, looks a bit like where Professor X was torn apart by the Phoenix. This might not end well for Phil, our mutant gifted chick tries to ram everyone with a car. May plugs our hero of the week straight in the back of the dome. That’s cold May, don’t December us.

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Fitz must have gotten a kill streak to unlock his drone, you down with PAC (particle accelerator complex) ya you know me. Companions realize that Skye is their freshmen and can paddle her Dazed and Confused style.

That sounded a bit kinky.

Phil is all about gaining trust and tells May that she needs to explain it all, Clarissa style. Handsomeface is on point and a bit oh awkward sexual tension. Phil brought some good old fashion H20 and May drops the “I sedated” you bomb. The mutant gifted chick seems understanding which is nice for a change. Whoa, empath and telekinesis?

You thought I was going to go Jean Gray, right? WRONG. Jimbo Cobb telekinetic of Twilight Zone fame!

Skye is kind of helping the companions but more so just making observations, looks like it’s time for bad cop/bad cop really bad cops. Guys watch some coming of age movies. Skye gets freshmen-ed big time because she is sad that she didn’t got to Hogwarts. High five by the companions but man they are bad at pranks. This is going to really back fire on them.

Back the debriefing, no eye contact with May. Now she is a good bad cop, or just stone face Jean Claude Van Damme cop. The mutant gifted chick  is surprised to now that she may have powers and she pulls the “you people” card on S.H.I.E.L.D. Apparently, she is quite a religious scientist and is haunted by demons? What?

Back to the briefing room, Phil concludes that this chick is “broken” better get her to a nunnery!

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Skye is trying to arugement her point, Phil gives her a gold star but isn’t impressed her with attitutde towards May. Handsomeface is making some kind of a sandwich and awkwardly grinds some pepper so he doesn’t let the sexual tension cat out of the bag.

Apparently the knife is the cultprit and is letting our mutant gifted out of her cage. Fitz pulls the old gas mask gag but isn’t amusing and they are super focused on their  pranks going off well.

Turns out one of the dudes wasn’t pleased with our gifted chick’s QA standards and filed complaints like TPS reports and creepy ghost jump scare did not pay off. Dude appears behind Simmons and tries to drag her into a pipe wrench fight.

Looks like these guys can be corporal for a few minutes a time but also teleport, hmm maybe they got stuck on Svartalfheim? Or is that too much of a direct connection to the Marvel Cinnematic Universe?

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Looks like May is going to have to land this one cowboy style and she manages to pull it off, despite Handsomeface co-piloting.  Simmons confessing to seeing a ghost and they are surprised that a scientist says yeah maybe ghost. Syke wants to take point on talking to the the chick who doesn’t have powers. Fitz is locked in the closet and is not too pleased, turns out he figured out how a door works.

Fitz has gotta knife and he’s not afraid of no ghosts. Handsomeface and Simmons barely stop him from crapping his pants.

Phil apparently has some kind of special anti-ghost weaponry… aww it’s just a radio. Which apparently ghost people really freaking hate cellular technology.

Skye tries her best to be helpful and so far so good, until telling the religious person that she thinks that believing in god makes you a dumb dumb. But she maybe kind of believes that “God is love” at least this is a good message is coming out of here. May tells Skye to fuck off because she really hates religion chat. Skye calls May out on being an iron maiden but May has zero fucks to give about it.

Oh, call back to portals in London. Thor: The Dark World direct connection please? Handsomeface tells the companions to get to work basically fixing a bunch of wires. POrtal ghost locks the companions in and tries to tustle with Handsomeface and disappears, round 2 goes a bit faster.

Phil ad Skye are sharing a moment, and Phil busts some knowledge on why May is called Calvarley. They had to take some crazy cult dude, maybe the Purple Man? May lost herself in trying to take this dude down and must have been kind of a telepath mind domination guy. Could that be the rival? Who could be the Purple Man?

Portal Ghost locks Phil and Skye in, man he really like pipe wrenches but really hates communication technology. May is even more badass than Portal Ghost and pulls a Rorschach on him.

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How does Phil not have a top secret escape hatch. Handseomface put together that Portal Ghost used his pipe wrench for evil and cause the accident himself. May let’s our victim know that she is bait and May is going Portal Ghost hunting.

Phil has a sad that his vintage S.H.I.E.L.D. communcation watch went boom boom, Fitz and his goofy prank help them piece things together. May is kind of holding her own against Portal Ghost. Turns out Portal Ghost has a crush on the chick and does not want to bash her head in with a pipe wrench.

Phil shoots off some kind of awesome fireworks display and it turns out Portal Ghost losened bolts and killed everyone. He is pretty sure he is going to Hell, but really he is going to the crappy waste that is Svartalfheim. May talks down Portal Ghost and he accepts that he is going to be stuck in a crappier relm for a long time.

May seems to be getting back to being a bit more human, taking advice from Phil before he was an LMD. Skye tucks in the victim and here comes Handsomeface to check in. Skye actually has some insight into Phil and Phil has some insight into Skye and Phil lets her know she might actually be a full scout leader some day. Skye akwards into the cockpit and pops a squat next to May, who keeps her talking on the economical side and pays out nothing verbally.

Stinger

Scrabble or is this some kind of IRL Words With Friends , and it turns out May used her ninja powers for epic pranks

Final Thoughts

Not the best episode but the show is improving a bit. I wage $5 digital (no cash value) we don’t get a payoff on the Phil being an LMD this season.