Spader throws a drinking party in a Munich beer hall.

Handsomeface crashes the party.

Lizzy is dealing with the fall out of the death of her adopted father and having creepy burning baby doll dreams after seeing a stuffed bunny with poop stains. Handsomeface tricked Spader into coming into the post office and to protect Spader they handcuffed him to help him? Spader smells a rat or a smelly double agent.

Canned information on Spader?

Spader would be hell for Tommy Lee Jones to chase and it turns out that this was all part of this blacklister’s master-plan to spadernap Spader. The old back up the garbage truck where you’re not suppose to and have them shoot all the unsuspecting guards. His gang is called the wild ones? Sweet.

Apparently, this guy is bulletproof or something reminds me of that one awful Bond movie…

Lizzy gets stuck in the elevator, good thing there isn’t anyone else in there so she doesn’t have to avoid eye contact.

Super cool and professional mercy group is making the FBI look like chumps, their mainplan is to put Spader into the box… in handcuffs. Spader is the voice of reason to Handsomeface but Handsomeface dressed him down. Speaking of down, Handsomeface takes a shotgun to the quad. Ouch. Spader is a one man wrecking crew and manages to make the FBI look even worse. I can’t wait until we see Spader hand the Avengers their asses.

Lizzy is working on her best worst Tom Cruise mission impossible impersonation. At least she managed to Batman out of the elevator.  Our blacklister is a creepy face side mouth talker and man oh man is he chatty and he really has a grudge against Spader in kind of an odd fixation kind of way. Man, yup that lazy side of his mouth is quite on the drooling side. Hard to be a badass when it looks like you need a bib.

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Meanwhile in the FBI Armory, everyone is arming and armoring up. Let’s see if these assclowns can get their footing. Hahaha, send the guy that looks like he is going to shit his pants to the server room and tell him to “kill anything that isn’t FBI”.

Spader is also a first rate combat medic and is actually being pretty cool to patch up Handsomeface who almost got them both killed. Spader the original cool as a cucumber under pressure. Oh man, Spader slams Creepy McDroolson about his butt ugly face. McDroolson finds this to be top notch humor and it turns out McDroolson isn’t big on the brain matter. Spader shrugs off their bomb attempt like a disappointed Dad.

Meanwhile Lizzy gives her self a pep-talk before attempting to Die Hard, I really hope she has shoes on I hate watching McClane pull shards of glass out of his feet on Christmas.

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Damn, I’m impressed Lizzy went full on McClane even using a water bottle suppressor and decoy voice and took a fool out. I forgot to mention that the FBI party in the armory was cancelled and McDroolson did not bring enough explosives.

Turns out that Spader and Handsomeface have the same blood type, damn Spader busts some awesome Butch and Sundance metaphor and brags that Handsomeface might jump a few IQ points being chalk full of Spader Blood, 100% more effective than Tiger Blood. Spader MD pulls off a blood transfusion, while McDroolson brags about blowing himself Wile E Coyote style.

Hackamania is still going on in the FBI server room and the IT guy decides to go turn some bad guys off and back on again, or something. Lizzy rewards cooperation by caving someone’s nose in, Agent Helpdesk (licensed to IT) fills Lizzy in on the situation, basically they need to turn something off and back on again. Helpdesk doesn’t realize that he is going to be part of operation rescue. Man, I really think he is the Hans to Lizzy’s McClane, maybe it’s just the beard? Spader called a mole before…

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Back with Spader and Donald Handsomeface flat on his back, Handsomeface claims to have mustard… muster? Gross either way dude you’re locked in a smallbox. Share the air! McDroolson is informed that they have a Die Hard situation and slobbers into his microphone quite a bit.

I get this feeling that maybe Spader is like super deep cover? Is that why he is playing coy? Spader is an optimist to Handsomeface’s Mr. Orange attitude.

Spader wants to get paid, laid, drunk and nights on the town before dying and does he paint a nice picture of life. Spader really shows why he is the reason the show works with his amazing acting and just acts his ass off with this monologue.

FBI director is lead the the box and they want him to open it, man NEVER open a box for anybody it never works out right.

Holy crap does that man have balls of steel, he’s all go ahead and shoot I don’t give a fuck. Lizzy and Helpdesk manage to take off the jammer while Spader reasons with McDroolson. Spader is going in for some surgery and holy crap he is going cauterize the wound. Freakin OUCH.

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We’re back on ER, no wait this is The Blacklist. Lizzy and Helpdesk who are now splitting up. Interesting technique.

Spader is back on the operating table and is conducting business with fire and McDroolson just executed the wrong person. Spader looks pissed, I can’t recall her name but she was pretty awesome. Lizzy goes down with some sucker punch from the dude she knocked out and zip tied.  Dude seriously, they better not kill Dembe. OH GOD DAMNIT… cliffhanger!

Final thoughts

Looks like we’re on track to wrap this up with a pretty solid ending, with the potential for Spader’s team being taken out and him going rogue thinks look quite bleak. I have a feeling Lizzy will get out of this one but looks like Handsomeface might be eating a lead sandwich, open face style. Will Agent Helpdesk be able to help Lizzy? Hopefully he has a better plan than getting punched in the face as that didn’t work out so well for her.