Here we go

 

Uh oh his leg’s off

Olive oil does do the trick.

 

This guy has to be trouble. He is all smiles but he wants to chop her into pieces.

Now your name is dead security guy.

Billy Corgan NO!

This bit makes me wish there was a cross between Payday 2 and Deus Ex

 

There is nothing worse than being late and smelling at olive oil.

It would be handy if your partner could heat your coffee for you. Also if you can tell it to stick its finger in his ass.

 

They killed the cameras. Also the security guy. Leave it to an android to only be thinking about the tech nology.

Kennex is a badass.

If they don’t make a Ghostbusters joke with the stairs I am going to be very sad.

Apparently you can look under a desk with a silencer in the future.

‘I hate girls named Jenna’ BLAM

Dammit.

 

Woah

 

First Commercial Break

 

Why do people stop and ask what is going on when a huge laser beam blows through the whole building? You ask what is going on once you are out of the fucking building.

Kennex is so much of a badass he doesn’t listen to the captain. Apparently she hasn’t seen Dredd. He’s fucking got this!

He totally just used the ‘going through a tunnel’ move. And also ordered donuts from Stan Mikita’s Donuts.

 

Disco Face. I am surprised they still know about disco. Also, awesome line.

Dorian can do Terminator voice work. That is handy.

I really want a cross over between Almost Human and Not Quite Human.

Fools are getting shot.

 

Douche Cop is still being a douche. Big surprise.

 

Second Commercial Break

 

Ah Drones. It is a hope skip and a jump from a Hunter-Killer.

If he says he wants a blaupunkt I am going to squee

Fission Igniter is almost as good.

He’s playing hardball

 

Yes a Fission Igniter IS as bad as Kennex thinks it is.

‘That’s right Paige, this is your fault.’

‘Paige, let’s talk about ice fishing. I know that you are terrified of being shot by madmen so here’s an anecdote.”

Dorian calls Kennex out on his boring story.

That was totally not worth it Kennex. But that IS a sexy voice you were using

 

Douche Cop shouldn’t be in charge of a hot dog stand let alone a hostage negotiation.

 

Gareth is going to make a replica Igniter. I assume it is right next to his TARDIS.

 

Dorian will not let the Ice Fishing story go…He is apparently set to Troll.

Also he gives Kennex shit for fitness. I guess if you have to robotic legs you don’t have sympathy for a guy with one.

The guns seem to be slightly more bad ass this episode.

The old cell phone down the cubicle trick

Uh oh Dorian took one to the noggin.

It looks like the Joker has gotten a hold of this guy.

Apparently a shot to the head is not so good for Dorian.

 

Third Commercial break

 

Facemakers are pretty awesome. They don’t look as cool as those masks from Mission: Impossible but they make more sense.

Magenta not Lavender mother fucker.

WHOOPS.

 

SHUT UP ROBOT!

 

I like that they’ve explained Kennex’s knowledge of ‘old time music.’

Fixing the robot with bubble gum. That is the future.

 

Lily Taylor can lie like a pro. She must have learned it from Joe.

Paige don’t be a dumbass. Paige…Stop being a fucking idiot.

Why do characters decide to do completely ridiculous things in situations like this?

Yeah holding hands with your sister makes it all better

 

Fourth Commercial break

 

Douche Cop is read to go with the igniter.

 

Hostages can just go to the bathroom on their own in this situation. They can all just do a dine and ditch. This is simple.

 

Another crew? Must have something to do with this start button.

They are using the future equivalent of smoke signals.

 

It’s a heist! I love the word heist. I don’t think there is a single male alive that doesn’t want to be the part of an elite crew and go on a heist.

 

Listen Michael Rosenbaum, just pick three hostages like I said.

Fifth commercial break

 

‘Your head’s full of bubble gum, you can’t do this.’ I love the writing.

Light bombs are no fun.

Dorian two fisting guns like the goddamn Killer. We just need a bunch of doves.

Oopsy

Kennex pulls a switcheroo

Future Cell phones are pretty awesome

 

‘You are very brave but you are also a dumbass who doesn’t know how to follow simple directions like stay hidden and away from terrorists’

Douche Cop can’t give credit where it is do because he doesn’t like Kennex.

Captain is not impressed with Kennex’s antics.

Gareth is upset about the chewing gum.

Rather than get his robot fixed, Kennex wants some noodles.

 

Dorian has a fear of mortality. Also of falling in the ice and Kennex’s Ice Fishing story.

Dorian likes to sing to Elton John. Kennex does not like it when he sings to Elton John. I am with Kennex on this one.