Looks like we’re on the subway with Dr. Wilson from House and it looks like he doesn’t care about Hugh popping Vicodin this time around.

Funny he doesn’t seem like much of a church going fella, dropped that ball there mistaken redhead and ouch it’s a smoke bomb. Good lord it’s a stink bomb! Or is it just that subway car? Uh oh looks like she has movie cliche black veins disease. Man they did not eat fresh on that subway.

So Lizzy apparently staring at the wall and okay it’s time for a remodel. Ace is the place!

Handsomeface interrupts this hallmark moment and demands Lizzy turn on the TV. Cops try and pull the “you can’t park here’ card.

Back to FBI headquarters, CIA agent when to the CIA and NSA. Lumbly bursts in and interrupts their planning. Spader calls in and points out that FBI is dumb as bricks and reminds the FBI why they need him. Dembe looks at the phone like it is a flaming turd.

Apparently, this dude is a mad scientist and gifted… okay but not in that way. Lizzy tries to bust Spader’s balls but sheis really bad at the whole trying to play hardball deal. Barnes is our baddy and his decides that he is taking stink bomb matters into his own hands.

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We’re back at the Washington Monument, gotta pay for that stock footage of the Washington DC they shot. So basically Wilson gave these people a case of Dead Poet’s Society via megabacon to the arteries disease. So he super engineered a virus that is super awesome and is into fringe science.

Spader just name dropped Piggly Wiggly!

Oh, still with the sass towards Spader for no reason. Granted he is no angel but he gets his shit done, Spader offers Lizzy a ride on a private drive. I can’t tell if he is trying for bonding or shooting for getting her to join the mile high club. Spader apologies to Lizzy and points out the obviously that Hipster Grandpa Glasses Husband is still hiding something.

At least they didn’t make elevator eye contact, Spader tells Lizzy to get over her business and start hanging out with the cool kids again. Spader gets excited by news in black-folders.

Lizzy and Handsomeface go to question a co-worker of Barnes and she cannot figure out why the crazy guy left his office. Turns out he was obsessive, wow didn’t see that one coming. Oh and now let’s introduce our son who has black veins and was probably experimented on or nope he had the weird random disease. Former research partner fathered the child with Barnes and looks like he cured the disease and is now using it for bio-weapons. Nope. Strike that, reverse it.

So the guy’s master plan is to infect enough people with a disease so we can have a specific color for sports teams to wear to raise money for fat cat charities? Or just to hold someone hostage against their will. This seems like a somewhat familiar plot line…

Note: Before you think I’m a complete prick, I’ve lost family members to cancer. I just hate the big corporations that take advantage and swindle money.

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Looks like Spader is pulling a Godfather and heading to Cuba. A quick bite to eat and holy crap it’s Angel from Dexter!

Man, it looks like he’s been hanging out with a sand-belt on the right side of his face. He is curious as to why Spader needs to so much illegal stuff. Spader places a tracer all sneaky Batman style. Dudes, this makes Dembe his Alfred but waaaay more badass.

Angel starts to puff on a fancy cigar and places a call to Barnes, Spader demands a bottle of beer and a pork sandwich for his location. A wise man. Barnes is heading into jury duty with another stinkbomb case.

He plays dumb and pulls off the whole leaving the briefcase stunt in front of people again. No one is as keen eyed as the redhead this time so he manages a get away. Handsomeface gets the fire alarm on his way in but the fart bomb goes off! Dead Poet’s Society strikes again. Handsomeface is apparently going in, balls to the wall.

Lizzy tries to arrest Wilson but he gives her the slip, meanwhile Handsomeface exposes the entire courthouse to that super awesome disease. That is airborne by the way, oh crap crackers. Looks like we got someone that is immune, she is our patient zero. Lizzy is really terrible at hostage situations and negotiating and our suspect gave the FBI the slip as per the usual.

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Tacoma Park and Cindy meets Liu. Seriously, that joke just wrote itself.

Spader pays double in cash for shit, because he just don’t give a flying fuck. We’re back and the FBI and CIA agents is really laying on the British accent thick this episode. Barnes wants to kill different types of people, like to find someone with immunity. Lumbly pulls Lizzy in and gives her a rollicking and tells her she is getting administrative paneling for being a jackass and surrendering her firearm. Uh oh, looks like Handsomeface turned Lizzy in and they aren’t best buddies anymore. Handsomeface tells Lizzy to GTFO.

Patient Zero is in the hospital and they are running tests to see if she is immune. Barnes heads in right past the guard and manages to sneak and pull the old IV bag switcheroo and creepily watches her and touches her forward. Time to perform a little surgery.

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Lizzy calls because it looks like the FBI boned things, she is down on her luck and calls Spader and acts like an asshole. Spader calls her bluff and makes and dance like a good puppet.

Wow, so Barnes managed to pull off a bone marrow biopsy and slip away into the lab. This dude is like the ultimate mad scientist. Lizzy calls former research assistance and warns her, she tries to bully the psycho dude and surprise surprise it doesn’t go well. So this is basically The Shining now?

But with disease curing instead of chasing with an axe and maybe getting chloroformed. The FBI rolls in a bit late as per usual with the bust in tactics. Lizzy holds him at gunpoint again and claims there is ‘no universe that she lets him stick that needle in his neck’. OK, great so she shoots him when he could save someone’s life?  Yeah maybe having her judgement called into question is not such a bad idea.

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Dapper Spader shows up suit, hat and all. Lizzy tries to bust his chops but he gives her a break. Barnes died and didn’t administer a cure, Spader feels bad. Spader again drops the Dad card again, directly in Lizzy’s face and she doesn’t quite pick it up. So is Lizzy cool with Spader again because he basically does all their work or because her job is on the line? Or both?

Spader tell Lizzy like is it, you want your big dog around or you gonna start playing ball again.

Back at bureau and they are finishing things up. Handsomeface seems to admire that Lizzy plugged the guy before he could cure his son or maybe doesn’t respect.

Looks like Hipster Husband has started the remodel on his own, I mean he at least put up some plastic and through out all their stuff. Tender romantic moment isn’t ruined by all the potential secrets, ooooh damn. He took them glasses off girl he is ready to get down. Where are the creepy surveillance guys on this action?

Spader pulls up to his charming new place and he appears to recognize it, old family home? He remembers it being bigger. Spader raised his family in this house and it use to be lovely. Now it is just quaint, but it appears there is something behind the molding he was excited about. Looks like Lizzy use to like dancing with bubbles in the front hard, some things never change. Dembe got the top secret things from the basement and interrupts Spader’s happy place. Are we going to burn this mother down? Yup. Man that was meh CGI explosions, seriously B-move at best.