The Blacklist is televisions #1 new show! Rolling hills and demo charges, are we in West Virginia?

Is that Russian Jessica Alba? Apparently, she does not like jokes about explosives. Lizzy and Hipster Husband are getting into it over the secret box. Apparently, Hipster Husband is a little kid and is Tom Bond. He argues really crappy. “Do it. I dare you to call the FBI.” Lizzy you are the FBI. Hipster Husband back-peddles a bit oh so maybe its not such a great call?

He has nothing to hide but this magical box that appeared out of nowhere. Her husband is a client, does that make him a Johnny? His superpowers is to put his glasses back on. I think Hipster Husband just filled his britches. Handsomeface FBI is willing to give them a quick minute and he tells Lizzy to worry about herself.

Spader is doing some art dealing and wheeling with some dude with many wives and most likely middle eastern. That close to having a Mormon on the Blacklist.

Lumbly is up for interrogating Lizzy, the FBI has such a good track record that they were the right place to go. Lizzy is surprised that they are having her go home, because of the whole ‘they will separate us’ business. Spader and Lizzy meet up in the park, totally incognito. At least Spader isn’t playing with himself this time.

Gina Zanatacos? Sounds like an interesting fusion restaurant (maybe Greek and Mexican?) and also Hipster Husband’s lover. Whoa.

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Spader is not having any of Lumbly’s shit, Lizzy is part of his running crew. Spader just rewrote his job description and dropped a bomb on Lumbly.

Hipster Husband explains that he is not Tom Bond, or something. I’m surprised the CIA lady hasn’t started hitting Hipster Husband with a phonebook.

Handsomeface and CIA don’t understand that Spader does what Spader wants, Spader must have the goods on Lumbly because Lizzy is back on the case and doing a crappy job of briefing the FBI. Really, they need all the help they can get.

This week the Blacklister is a blonde Hottie, I suppose that national/corporate secrets are worthwhile to for those leather pants. Uh oh, the Hottie is a sneaky assassin and its going to turn Rusty into a worm!

For a super criminal that was pretty sloppy leaving all those fingerprints behind. Handsomeface again shows why he should probably be the lead agent. Holy crap, the volleyball team almost blew her cover. Damn, this lady is more throat punchy than Liam Neeson.

Handsomeface is down for the count and awkward family pool time is cancelled. Her cool dubstep exit is about to be interrupted, so apparently she is part of the hanar group? What does mass effect have to do with this? This one is not following.

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A Zanatacos bomb is going to blow up somewhere? Spader thinks that they are probably just opening  a cool new foodtruck and this is a big misunderstanding.

CIA agent let’s Hipster Husband doesn’t meet with people and is potentially being setup. Lizzy just had a really good idea, or thinks that Hipster Husband won’t get clocked upside the head by CIA.

Handsomeface with the super smooth break in, Lizzy is checking out pictures and a trapdoor. Apparently our Blacklister has a similar box to Hipster Husband full of cool pictures and she didn’t even post them to Facebook. Ruh roh looks like there was a picture of Hipster Husband by the bed. Everyone keeps telling Lizzy that she needs to protect herself.

Lizzy turns to Spader but he is fresh out of the moonshine from the last episode. Lizzy needs to accept that Tom is a Hipster. The flannel, the glasses, the PBR and the beard. Spader with the handhold!

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Your husband is a Hipster Suspect, rumbles Lumbly. Lizzy suddenly figures out how the game is played. Spader knows the bomb maker and he is going to pour one out with his homie.

Dembe looks like he feels almost bad for the bomb maker, but Spader drops into Lord of War mode.

Hipster Husband is really worried about his vinyl collection, Lizzy doesn’t feel bad because she took it to good will. The car is the bomb! Man, don’t get this guy drinking. Dembe with the phone and makes the maker drop them digits, you didn’t think those drinks were for free dude.

Hottie spyssasin is sporting a Bane coat and strolling through the park. Handsomeface apparently wants to get broken again and is trying to take point, come on FBI! You can’t even hide when there is a park full of people around. Lizzy falls for the old I’ll ambush you in the bathroom prank. Handsomeface put down the spyssassin, apparently someone is still a little mad about getting choked out.

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We’re back with Lizzy getting in some light cardio up the stairs and she is PISSED that Handsomeface pulled the trigger. Handsomeface has been at the FBI for 7 years to Lizzy’s sassy 7 weeks and everyone is yelling like it’s the World Series.

Lumbly justifies a new lead with a poorly constructed graph and all signs point to New Orleans. The Big Easy was somewhat easy for Lizzy to piece out and Spader is the proud papa.

Oh man, finding the right container would be like finding a needle in a haystack or a Doakes finding a Dexter.

Did people forget the part where the drunk bomb maker said the bomb was in a sedan or did Spader leave that part out. Hipster Husband tells CIA that he had the scar before it was cool.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. The bomb isn’t in the car, IT IS THE CAR and it is a big ass problem! I think I know who we need to call.

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They have ten minutes to get the hell out of there and their solution is to dumb it into the water, because yeah that water isn’t polluted. Good enough for Nolan’s Batman, good enough for The Blacklist. Handsomeface decides he is taking that mofo straight into the water. Look out for the levee! Textbook bailout and the car goes boom boom underwater. Good thing that contamination was contained? Wait… what?

Surprisingly the Russian don’t like former agents spilling secrets, this is a shock to the FBI. Spyssasin places the blame on Spader and claims to not know Hipster Husband. Hey let’s let this guy look at all our secret information. Looks like Skinny Pete setup Hipster Husband!

Spader with a Hattrick! Dembe waits outside and Lizzy thinks that Spader is behind all of this. Too convenient, gotta be his adversary or Spader is just playing it all for laughs.

Lizzy tells Spader to go to hell and I think he isn’t all that thrilled about it, now they are back to creepy surveillance guys. Hipster Husband is still a wildcard.